Cry havoc, and let slip the Orcs of Waaagh!
Right you 'orrible lot, dis 'ere page now belongs to me, da Black Gobbo. It took a bitta work, but me an' da ladz broke da internets you see, an' escaped da Warhammer world. I 'ave now hijacked dis 'ere internet fred, where I will be causin' plenty of nuisance for da next few dayz, you got me? You may 'ave noticed, but der are some new Gobbo 'n' Orc models out too, which I fink are- eh, whatcha doin? Oi, dats my leg!
Dan: Sorry about that folks, we thought we'd caught all the Goblins in the system but clearly we didn't get them all. This pesky blighter seems to have caused a bit of mischief around the website but I'm sure we can fix it soon enough.
So, what's new today? Well, let me see... It's only the brand new, utterly amazing Orcs & Goblins! If you haven't seen them yet, make sure you check them out here in the advance order section. Oh, actually, I've just noticed that the Black Gobbo has been at the product text for them too. I didn't even know he could write. Either way, the pictures should easily speak for themselves; I mean check out the Arachnarok Spider - what a beast. In fact, it's so big we struggled to fit it in the picture. You know what; while I'm not busy, I'll correct all those mistakes he made. Make sure you tell me if the Black Gobbo comes back, I don't want him messing about with everything again...
Da Black Gobbo: Ah ha, da stoopid 'umie left iz computer again. Good, cos I wanna tell ya all about da new Orc 'n' Gobbos army book (should be Gobbos 'n' Orcs). Der are at least five pages in da book, I fink der iz more, but countin' is real difficult. 'Ere are a couple ov pikchas ov da new book.
Dan: How did he get back in here? Right, I've stuck him in a box for the moment where he can't cause any more harm. The Black Goblin is right though, this book is absolutely amazing, and it's even got that beautiful new book smell (it definitely doesn't smell of Squigs). Unlike our resident green mischief, I can count, and there are 112 full colour pages in this book - it really is a wonder to behold. Here are a couple more pictures for you to look at.
So, there you have it, a brand new Orcs & Goblins army book that will make all other army books cry with envy. Gork (and Mork) will be pleased with such a solid, colourful tome of knowledge. And of course there are plenty of new miniatures to back up the new army book, including the biggest Warhammer monster that we have ever made - the Arachnarok Spider. If you now feel the need to paint everything green and shout 'Waaagh!' at the top of your voice, I would suggest checking out the new products below. The greenskins are coming and they're making a hell of a mess, the only question remaining is: will you fight with them, or against them?
Da Black Gobbo: 'Ere iz a couple ov pikchas of models we found too. Jim Sowter (he's one of da web guyz) iz a big fan of us greenies, an' he's been workin' on dis Giant for his army. He calls it Masta-blasta, da tamed one.
Dan: Well, it's goodbye from me [an' it's goodbye from 'im - Da Black Gobbo]. I will be back tomorrow, hopefully he won't be, where we will be talking about what it means to collect a horde of Orcs & Goblins.
+++No gobbos woz harmed durin' da makin' of dis post, though one humie was beaten wiv a stick until he cried.+++